About Heroes

How'd I know I was going to get my own spot on this blurb! Whatever, I keep it real!

Thanks for the entertainment always fellows and lady.

What a sad story about how a woman tried to take your comics away, dude.

My friends wrote a song about that in their lives. It's called "Stop Talking About Comic Books Or I'll Kill You". check them out on iTunes or at www.otmfan.com.
They're called Ookla The Mok.

Stop talking about comic books or I’ll kill you. I don’t care if the Hulk could defeat the Man of Steel. I’m gonna rearrange your face if you continue to debate whether Logan’s claws could pierce Steve Roger’s shield. I just couldn’t care less if they bring back Kraven, and I don’t care if Spiderman’s a clone. Stop spending all our cash on back issues of the Flash, or I swear to God you’re gonna spend your twilight years alone. Okay, you can call them graphic novels, but they’re still just plain old comic books to me, and I don’t see why you must always ceaselessly discuss the post-Zero Hour continuity. For the last time I won’t read those Kirby Xmen. You know that I prefer the work he did for DC. And if you don’t want to die you’ll lose that Overstreet Price Guide, Comic Buyer’s Guide, and Wizard Magazine, but please get the new Invisibles for me.