Civic, Oh How I Loath You
So, I'm officially NEVER going to buy a fucking Honda Civic in my entire life. That fucking car and its double page add has ruined the comic book page flow of every single one of my Marvle books for WEEKS now! I know you assholes can agree with me on this! It fucking sucks ass! I hope someone sees this that either works at Honda or Marvel and says "Hey maybe annoying the shit out of comic book fans isn't a good way to get our prodcut sold". That goes for all these bullshit ads really.
I know that in the case of TV you only really make money when commercials are on, but fuck I pay your ass for a comic book, you get the money, fuck you! This rant goes double for Todd McFuckyouI'llput8pagesofmyupcomingtoylineinthebacktofuckyouup (asshole)!
Now most of the other adds in this Wolverine book I'm looking through shows something to do with comic books. The farthest ones are the Yugi ho-ly shit kids need better hobbies, and this ad with a chick who is being ripped apart like paper because drug dealers want her identity, I think? (Bullshit drug dealers want one of two things and if you dont got the cash then turn around and...). So I put up a picture of the guilty party so that you remember what I'm talking about. I also add a picture of what I want to see happen (not to anyone in a civic though, this is a car that had a drunk driver behind the wheel, drink and drive and I'll rip out your heart fuckhead). Oh and just because I said that other ads feature comic characters does not mean I want to see Hugh Jackmans ass in a fucking Civic. And incase it wasent clear fuck the Civic!
Wow, just when I thought to myself, "Maybe we ought to change the RANTS category to something else"...
Chris,
I agree with you 100%! I hate this damn ad, it really interupts the flow of a great comic story. Not to mention it has been in pretty much every single Marvel Comic I have bought the past month or so. I mean, come on. Put an X3 advertisment in it's place or something.
On a related note, the Superman Returns Got Milk ad is sweet!
This is the beginning of my Civic War, ha ha get it?
Don't beat around the bush, Chris. Tell us how you really feel? You really have to learn to express yourself and not bottle things up.
And have you noticed that it's a CAR AD in a COMIC BOOK?!? Can anyone remember when the ads were aimed at kids??? Who the fuck is this ad for?
When I was a kid, the only car ad I saw in a comic was for one you put together and painted! Or stuck in your pocket and raced across your school desk when the teacher wasn't looking!
I think someone heard you and got the wrong idea Chris, in both 52 & Wonder Woman there was a full 2 page ad for Dodge. Well this car ad maddness never end!!