Carved myself a Venom Pumpkin today. I'm pretty proud of it considering it took about an hour and a half, start to finish. Now I'm posting it on here because you're my only real friends and it's 1 in the morning, who else would look at this crap?

My Pumpkin wants to eat your brain...

Boston PD Win! When the zombies come, Boston will be the safest, most well-informed place on earth.

Pretty good. Much love for SMBC comics.
I never understood the joker / harley dynamic. This, I can wrap my head around.

The Secret Life of an Intergalactic Xenomorph...

The picture presents a definite problem. Would you still want to be saved if....?

Thanks to Failblog.org!



This piece of Iron-Gonad-Punching humor was shamelessly stolen from our betters over at Cracked.com.

This makes me think that Watchmen Babies: V for Vacation would actually be kinda cool...
Which then makes me think that you should shut up and stop looking at me like that.

You know, in all honesty this would probably have a much longer lasting effect on wolverine than anything else anybody does to him. It's like the physical resilience of an entire species of cockroach all rolled into one guy.
Lol....McDonald's is scary.

The long awaited return of me doing the very thing that got me an avatar on this site.

Also, I changed the video in my last entry to include more of Jeff Hartz, of Dr. Who Fan, as he's more commonly known.
btw, this it totally ganked from a livejournal community that is absolutely hilarious called 'scans daily'.

When you look at this picture, there's a lot assaulting your eyeballs. I've reduced the size of the picture to warn you. Before you click on it, know that it contains enough manly qualities to ACTUALLY MELT YOUR FACE OFF. Click at your own discretion.
Naked "Manly" Chest - Check
Gun
Two Guns - Check
Rockets
Motorbike
Motorbike with Rockets on it - Check
Random White Woman On Floor - Check
Black Eagle with Thunderbolt in it - Check
Shooting A Dark Skinned Man - Check
Yup, this pic is dangerous.
Ok, let's face it folks, this just ain't the pic of the week column anymore cuz I update far less frequently as of late. Just have too much on my plate, but I update every now and then, so I'll just have to think up a more clever name. Anyway, here's a couple pics I've found that I like.
See, I think this is funny simply because of the sheer irony, what with Dick looking so damned stupid in that costume.
This is from some educational thing that DC put out a long time ago, but goddamn, it just paints such a funny picture of Batman being freaking retarded...
Toyfare is priceless.
Heh heh....horrible things happened after this panel.
This seems pretty innocent, but here's the funny part. The last part of what good old Remy is spouting translates to a phrase equating to "Death to the pigs!" or rather, 'Fuck da Po-lice'.
Ok kiddies! See you...um...urr...next time (whenever that is).
Well, any of you that are sane aren't reading Ultimate X-Men, but being the quasi-completist that I am, I bought it. It was horrible. The story (introduction of Ultimate Morlocks) was crap, but the art made me want to claw my eyes out. Then I found this on a community I frequent. Quite Lolleriffic.

from this page:

I tried to look up the page I got it from to site, but I can't find it. Let me just sum it up as 'it's from a very talented artist on the web doing awesome things that i did not do.'
Hey guys, sorry I haven't posted anything for awhile, but here's a slew of fun stuff for you to try and make up for it. Haven't forgotten about you and still love you all and the site, just busy busy busy. Anyway...BEHOLD.

We've all seen the "Quiet or Papa spank!" Batman, but does he ever make good on this threat?
Yes.

This wouldn't fly now, but throwing Godzilla into the Planet Hulk mix couldn't really hurt. I'd go for it.

Lol, Jay actually makes a shark cry for it's momma. Only in the Golden Age.

Terrifying...with or without context.

Hahahaha, c'mon. That's funny. That's 'Malibu's Most Wanted' funny.

Everything I know about women I learned from comics....

......

oh robin, when will you learn...

Gayest Looking Superhero fight EVER.

again........i'm speechless.......

HAH!

Can't remember if I've posted this one in the past, but it's worth a second look anyway. What a bum.

Don't we all wish we had that?
And now I say g'bye for who knows how long, but trust that I'm out there grabbing funny pics, and someday, they'll make it up to the site. :-D ta-ta
This week's pic comes from the awesome minds over at applegeeks.com...


and cuz i'm feelin generous....

lol, thanks somethingawful...
Oy vey, sorry I haven't been keeping up with this, I've been super super busy. Ok, so I'll throw two out for this week's Potw just to try and make up for it.

Who's this kid talking about? I have no idea what the context is in this comic, but there's plenty that out there in comics, this kid needs to be more specific.....jesus i disgust myself...

I forget what comic this is, but major props, it's funny.
Wow! I just saw this on Newsarama and had to share! Archie comics was loooking for a way to boost sales, and in addition to getting a new artist w/ new art style after decades of the same old same old, they looked to Marvel Comics for inspiration. There's a new Archie limited Series coming out, and you've got the exclusive preview right here! Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the sneak preview of.....
ARCHIE: THE END.
