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Heh...ok, now I'll start writing. If you've been hiding under a rock for the past week and not hearing things about this movie, let me just say right off the bat, it's amazing. I might even go so far as to criticize you for sitting here reading this if you haven't seen it already, because only so often does a comic book movie come out that is virtually gripe-less, which this movie is. I had no complaints when I saw this film. Wait, hold on, back up, let's do this in somewhat of an orderly fashion shall we? If you haven't seen this movie, stop reading and just go see it. If you still want to sit there and read yet another review, well then, read on true believer.
Iron Man. Not the strongest character out there in comics. In fact, as he stands at the moment, he's somewhat of the George Bush of the Marvel Universe as far as public perception goes. Pretty much nobody likes anything he's been doing lately. Also, he seemed to be a bit of a weird pick when lined up against other heroes, such as Captain America, Thor and so on and so forth. Paired up with a Director who's track record sports Elf and 'Space Jumanji' (a.k.a. Zathura), it did seem as if we had another Fantastic Four scenario on our hands. A Director out of his genre-related depth. I'm so happy to see that this was not the case. Not by a long shot. After being so hurt by the enormous sandy cat-turd by the name of Spider-Man 3, it's really nice to see something on the opposite side of the spectrum. This movie has a broad appeal unlike any other comic book movie. If Iron Man, the comic, had never existed, this would still fly in theaters. It's just plain good.
One of the things that makes / breaks a comic movie from the get go is the actor's portrayal of the character we already know so well as comic book readers. This is why it's so hard to make a good comic book movie. We already know what the character should be like, so if they're off by even the smallest degree, we can sniff it out like a bloodhound can sniff a drop of pee-pee in a silo of water. That being said, this movie nails it. Robert Downey Jr. is so freaking phenomenal. It's just ridiculous. I mean I've enjoyed him in a lot of his recent rolls, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang immediately comes to mind, but he's just been doing really well since he's cleaned up his act a bit, and admittedly, even before all that mess. Obviously he's to be praised in this movie since he's the starring role, but I feel that the supporting cast is going to be somewhat overlooked in the reviews you'll be hearing from other places, so I'm just going to say it. The key supporting characters are all equally well done. Obadiah Stane, James Rhodes and Pepper Potts are all extremely well done, giving this movie not only a bright glimmering figurehead, but a very solid, well built supportive base that allows Mr. Stark to really shine at his best. I want to pick one person out of the lineup that I think out shined the rest, but in all honesty, Gweneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges and Terrance Howard all did astounding jobs at bringing the characters of the comics to life in such a way that they fill all those slots and gaps in the proverbial Iron Man Armor to really round out this movie in all the ways that make this world our hero lives in a believable one.
The special effects are amazing. As always, Stan Winston delivers like a crazy mofo. This guy's track record is just astounding. It's so good it prompted me to go home last night after seeing the movie and dreaming that I was on set just watching him build things and being amazed while doing so. Terminator, Alien, Predator, Jurassic Park, and of course, Invaders from Mars. What can't this guy make look amazing on film. We'll, the list continues with Iron Man. There are scenes in this movie where you'd swear it's just amazing CG you're looking at but no. They built a freaking Iron Man suit. Actually, they built 4. Mach 1-3 and Iron Monger, and God, they're so cool looking. The transitions of shots between actual models and CG models are literally seamless. The only way I could tell whether or not what I as seeing was CG or not was just what it was doing. If it was heaving a car, it was CG, that's pretty much the only way to tell, haha. My point: they do the Invincible Iron Man proud in this movie.
The movie is over 2 hours long, but it doesn't feel like it. And even if it did, it's just not enough. When this movie was over, I wished I could just jump ahead 2 or 3 years and watch the sequel right there, which is an unmistakably good sign. This movie makes you hunger for more, and obviously, it's bitter sweet, because besides The Dark Knight coming up in 2 months, I don't think we'll see a comic movie of this caliber again in quite some time. So enough of me just waxing praise for this movie, what are you still here for? Get to a theater and watch this. And when you do, make sure you stay after the credits for what will surely give you a geek-gasm that'll have the guys who clean up the theater after the showtime cursing you for all they're worth. A.