Civic, Oh How I Loath You

So, I'm officially NEVER going to buy a fucking Honda Civic in my entire life. That fucking car and its double page add has ruined the comic book page flow of every single one of my Marvle books for WEEKS now! I know you assholes can agree with me on this! It fucking sucks ass! I hope someone sees this that either works at Honda or Marvel and says "Hey maybe annoying the shit out of comic book fans isn't a good way to get our prodcut sold". That goes for all these bullshit ads really.

I know that in the case of TV you only really make money when commercials are on, but fuck I pay your ass for a comic book, you get the money, fuck you! This rant goes double for Todd McFuckyouI'llput8pagesofmyupcomingtoylineinthebacktofuckyouup (asshole)!

Now most of the other adds in this Wolverine book I'm looking through shows something to do with comic books. The farthest ones are the Yugi ho-ly shit kids need better hobbies, and this ad with a chick who is being ripped apart like paper because drug dealers want her identity, I think? (Bullshit drug dealers want one of two things and if you dont got the cash then turn around and...). So I put up a picture of the guilty party so that you remember what I'm talking about. I also add a picture of what I want to see happen (not to anyone in a civic though, this is a car that had a drunk driver behind the wheel, drink and drive and I'll rip out your heart fuckhead). Oh and just because I said that other ads feature comic characters does not mean I want to see Hugh Jackmans ass in a fucking Civic. And incase it wasent clear fuck the Civic!

Everything will Always be the Same!

Will they ever fucking learn? What the fuck!!!! Would a statement like: "What the fuck" require a question mark? Well anyway, In the Marvel August solicitations I found my favorite Marvel headline describing one of my monthly comics. The same words they have been pushing down our throats for years....well shit! Here read for yourself and see if you can find the sequential words that when put together screams out BULLSHIT!!!! :

UNCANNY X-MEN #477
Written by ED BRUBAKER
Penciled by CLAYTON HENRY
Cover by JOHN WATSON
“THE RISE AND FALL OF THE SHI’AR EMPIRE”
Vulcan is mad. So mad he’s planning on destroying an entire intergalactic empire. The third Summers brother has set his sites on the Shi’Ar Empire, and when he’s finished with them, nothing will ever be the same! Part 3 (of 12)!
32 PGS./Rated T+ ...$2.99

If you don't mind spoilers, you can read the rest of the solicitations at Newsarama .

An Announcement

We're going to talk about Civil War in tonight's podcast, but I just wanted to go ahead and say that after reading Civil War #1, I am not buying another Marvel comic until Joe Quesada has been ousted as editor. And if fans like me have any say in it, banned from the industry.